| 1.
Keep smiling, but not grinning. |
| 2.
Keep your humor harmless, pure and perfect. People don't
understand irony. |
| 3.
Keep your weaknesses to yourself. If you don't point
them out to others, they will never see them. |
| 4.
Never complain; make survival look easy. |
| 5.
You are expected to say something nice after each flight,
class, or simulation. |
| 6.
If you can't say something nice, say something nice
anyway. |
| 7.
In particular, practice saying, "Thanks for pointing
that out, sir/ma'am. I'll really work on that." |
| 8.
Be aggressively humble and dynamically inconspicuous.
Save your brilliance for your friends and family. |
| 9.
Remember -- whatever's encouraged is mandatory. Whatever's
discouraged is prohibited. |
| 10.
Nothing is sometimes a good thing to do and always a
clever thing to say |
